The internet never fails to delight me with its delicious absurdity. There I said it, but why did I think it just now? By now I hope that everyone has seen the Miss Teen USA South Carolina question and answer debacle, but if not the video is right here through the magic of youtube.
But being able to see this stumble-tastic answer is not what makes the internet my friend, no no. This poor girl didn't think what she was saying was smart! Look into her face as she is talking and you will know that she starts off thinking she is not making sense and then slips into a self-preserving coma while her mouth finishes off her time. She could not have turned around and run away from Mario Lopez any faster!
What makes the internet great is that there is already a website dedicated to making fun of this video and it does so with flare. There aren't any maps? Meet MapsforUS.org, the map foundation. The insane randomness of the maps the posters dig up is what makes this funny because quoting "The Iraq" and "Such as" gets old. And it doesn't get old like Mario Lopez where it turns out good-looking but unable to find any credible work, it gets old like Dustin Diamond where you start to become wistful of the time when you thought it was cheesy funny but mostly just roll your eyes and hope it dies soon. Wow, that was way harsh on the Screechster, but seriously the guy has gone dirty, I hate when he's on TV now! The end.
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