I have to help Wayne with his bo-go po-go

I watched Strictly Ballroom last night. There is something seriously wrong with Baz Luhrmann... and I love it. You can't go wrong with a director who is insane, am I right, Tim Burton? I love Strictly Ballroom so much.

Scott's "crowd-pleasing moves" crack me up because most of the time its just him spin-jumping over and over again. What crowd does that please? But (ha!) I love his butt-slide move, that please me.

I love how delightfully fugly Fran is at the beginning! It isn't like other 'metamorphisis' rom-coms where the girl is supposed to be hideous but is just Rachel Leigh Cook wearing glasses and she just goes from being regular pretty to starlet gorgeous. They make Fran so ugly that you can't even believe it when she turns out to be pretty.

And I love Fran's dad! Omg! Actually, the two dads in the movie make my life. The whole scene with her family? Ack. LOVE. There is so much homoerotic heat between Fran's dad and Scott and then the Grandma comes and dances? What the hell, it is so lovely.

Movies: Give me drag queens or dancing and I'm a happy girl - it is just that easy. Which reminds me, next on my hit list to buy DVDs are Connie and Carla and Centre Stage... oh and Shall We Dansu? ("At my age, it's embarrassing to say so, but every day I feel so alive!")

Super cheese but I love them.

I'm so silly.

You know how to make a headache go away? I'll tell you the answer is not spontaneously getting the cleaning bug and Lysoling the inside of the fridge and scrubbing the whole bathroom with freaking Comet. A couple advil and some water? No! I want an enclosed space and some bleach, please because I'm super bright. Guh!

Now I have to stop and now I will scheme about what I will do tomorrow.

::tenting fingers::

Cat's can be haters? What the buck.

Here's a photo of Azrael, Tim's cat. I go back and forth between thinking of him as being named after the cat from Smurfs, which was Tim's intention, and KNOWING he was named after a demon because he is such a bitch sometimes. That's right, the cat and I fight, I'm cool. Today he kept trying to run out the door while I was running up and down the stairs bringing in the groceries and bitched his face off when I put him in the bedroom and closed the door. Whatever, sometimes I like him, but this is why I still refer to him as Tim's cat even though we live together now and I should totally call him our/my cat. Shut up, I do what I want!

So, anyway I have a terrible headache because I went grocery shopping on Labour Day weekend because I'm an idiot, but I preferred being an idiot to an idiot with no food in the house. When I came home and there was no battery in my mp3 I totally split in half and cried. Who cries over an mp3 player? Apparently I'm a diva now. Oops.

This turned out to be such a negative post! I'm actually in a much better mood now because I took some pictures, like the one above, and ate a big ol' can of spaghetti. Yay! Okay, good news: the cornerstore had a copy of Mirrormask on dvd for seven dollars and I bought it. Yay! I love that movie and now it reminds me of Fairytales seminar and I get all nostalgic about that class.

Also, good news is my discovery of the What the Buck? show on YouTube. His show is so funny, I love him and now I've been watching his personal vlog and I think I find that even funnier than his actual show. He's so adorable! Heart!